I'm thinking Kiefer Sutherland is not exactly the guy you want to run into while you're in prison...
He would probably introduce himself as, "I'm Jack Bauer, and this is the longest day of my life." It could be the longest day of my life too if I have to sit and listen to all his stories. I'm sure he would be going on and on about how awful Nina Myers was and how glad he is he killed her.
I hear Kiefer was serving food and doing laundry while in jail. I definitely would not be complaining about my food. In fact, I might not eat it at all because it's probably poisoned. I might be tempted to ask him to iron my shirt but he would probably just reply, "There's no time!" so I wouldn't do that either.
If I was a prison guard and my boss told me to go into Jack's cell or escort him anywhere I think I would just quit- it's better to get out alive. I wouldn't want to be Jack's cell mate either, most of his friends and acquaintances end up dead (you might be okay if you were Chloe, but even then no one is really safe). Plus, if Jack Bauer goes to prison it only serves to make the upcoming scenes more dramatic which means a bunch of people are about to die!
This can't turn out well. Maybe this is really the beginning of Day 7.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
24 x 2 = 48 [days]
Posted by Emily at 9:24 PM
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comments:
I know you're kidding, but you know they have to keep an eye on him because all the other prisoners would be gunning for him. Then, they could brag to people, "I kicked Jack Bauer's ***"
Post a Comment