Directions from Cincinnati to Wimbledon

In case you wondered the best route to Wimbledon, this is what Google maps recommends (if you have an extra 30 days). Of special notice is step #18.

Drive: 4,604 mi (about 29 days 20 hours)

5. Merge onto I-71 N via the ramp to Columbus 97.4 mi 1 hour 32 mins

6. Take the exit onto I-70 E/I-71 N toward Cleveland/Wheeling 1.8 mi 2 mins

7. Take exit 101A on the left to merge onto I-71 N toward Cleveland 112 mi 1 hour 45 mins

8. Take exit 220 to merge onto I-271 N toward Erie PA 40.4 mi 40 mins

9. Continue on I-90 E Partial toll road Passing through Pennsylvania Entering New York 448 mi 6 hours 59 mins

10. Continue on I-87 S/New York State Thruway S (signs for New York Thruway S/I-87 S/New York/Boston/Mass Pike) Toll road 14.6 mi 14 mins

11. Take exit 21A toward I-90 E/Mass Turnpike/Boston Toll road 0.9 mi 1 min

12. Merge onto New York State Thruway EToll road 24.1 mi 22 mins

13. Continue on I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike Partial toll road Entering Massachusetts 134 mi 2 hours 9 mins

14. Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi 1 min

15. Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi 3 mins

16. Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi

17. Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi

18. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi 29 days 0 hours

19. Slight right at E05 0.5 mi 2 mins

20. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi

21. Turn right at E05 5.7 mi 10 mins

22. Take the exit onto A29/E44 toward Amiens Toll road 27.8 mi 23 mins

23. Take the exit toward Dieppe/Amiens/Calais/A151/Rouen Toll road 1.1 mi 1 min

24. Merge onto A29/E44 Toll road 22.6 mi 19 mins

25. Take the exit onto A28/E402 45.6 mi 37 mins

26. Take the exit onto A16/E402 toward Boulogne/Calais Toll road 44.3 mi 38 mins

27. Take exit 29 toward Boulogne-Centre/Outreau/Le Portel 0.6 mi 1 min

28. Merge onto N416 1.1 mi 1 min

29. At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit onto N1 0.4 mi 1 min

30. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on N1 0.1 mi 1 min

31. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit and stay on N1 0.9 mi 2 mins

32. At the traffic circle, take the 1st exit 0.6 mi 1 min

33. Slight left at Rue Ferdinand Farjon 427 ft

34. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit 0.4 mi 1 min

35. Slight right at Dover - Boulougne-sur-Mer 30.1 mi 1 hour 50 mins

36. Continue on Dover - Boulogne-sur-Mer 0.2 mi

37. Continue on Eastern Service Rd 0.3 mi 2 mins

38. Turn right at E Ramp 0.4 mi2 mins

39. Slight right at Dock Exit Rd 0.1 mi

40. At Eastern Docks Roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A20 0.6 mi 2 mins

41. Slight left to stay on A20 0.3 mi

42. At Prince of Wales Roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A20/Limekiln St 0.2 mi 1 min

43. At Limekiln Roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto A20 0.3 mi 1 min

44. At Western Heights Roundabout, take the 1st exit and stay on A20 7.0 mi 8 mins

45. Continue on M20 (signs for M20/London/Ashford) 39.4 mi 38 mins

46. At junction 3, exit onto M26 toward M23/M4/M25/Sevenoaks/A25 10.2 mi 10 mins

47. Continue on M25 12.0 mi 11 mins

48. At junction 7, take the M23(S)/M23(N) exit to Brighton/Crawley/Croydon 1.0 mi 1 min

49. Merge onto M23 1.0 mi 1 min

50. At junction 7, exit onto A23 3.1 mi 6 mins

Thanks to Mel for providing these directions although I'm not sure why she thought to look it up in the first place, hopefully she is planning to visit me ;)

Speaking of Google maps, that reminds me of a song.