Did you notice that the Bengals offense has a lot of players named Johnson?
Really??? I never noticed that! I hope you can hear the sarcasm, but for some reason every single TV announcer feels the need to point that out when they introduce the offense. And they say it as if it's so original and cute, like no one has ever made note of that before. Not that I'm saying I could do a better job but the guy this week was particularly annoying in general.
On the other hand, I read on article by Len Pasquarelli on ESPN.com about the Colts vs. Jaguars game yesterday. In it he wrote this:
"Ever seen one of those Roadrunner cartoons when eternal foil Wile E. Coyote is inevitably flattened into pancake status by the bulldozer he has purchased from the Acme Novelty Co.? On Sunday, the Colts fielded an entire unit of Wile E. Coyote defenders. And they all played as if they were trying out their best Venus de Milo poses.
You know, no arms."
Now that's funny! I'm sure if they were talking about the Bengals I might not think it was as funny...but seriously, it doesn't matter what team he's talking about, that's good stuff.
1 comments:
Emily quotes Len Pasquarelli.
Male readership will be rising.
Who Dey.
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